question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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