I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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