belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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