...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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