Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My first STD was from a foam party
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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