come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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