physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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