I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
