i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
40s are totally the cure
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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