Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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