Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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