Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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