Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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