just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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