I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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