How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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