But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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