My hand turned me down
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I could make wine with my vomit
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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