i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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