You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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