oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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