I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
