I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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