you turned your livingroom into a bong?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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