I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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