Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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