when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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