Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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