he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Randomize
