the new term for farting is butt boxing.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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