which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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