I want to stick my p in your. b.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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