got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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