i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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