so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
wow bdsm is so cute
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
