I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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