if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I'm really busy with my period
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