and you said cock pushups were impossible
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
