the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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