I don't think brook has ever known best
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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