whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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