she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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