She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
