I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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