i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize
