it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
