hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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