We're facebook friends in real life
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
