i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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