woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
