Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
