she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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