She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
