Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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