Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
