all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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